Uncle Ned, Advice Of

Adolph was a Tanzanian Wanker Beast. He ate his vegetables every day and could run very fast. Thus he avoided being eaten by lions.
Many people confuse wanker beasts with wilder beasts, and then when they find out it really is wanker they point and laugh. Many wanker beasts are self-conscious because of this.
Not Adolph.
He was blessed with high self-esteem brought about by good parenting. It was in fact his father that had taken the required time it took to teach Adolph to run very fast.
One day Adolph was running around just for the heck of it, just for the fun of it, just for the sheer joy of being outside and alive, when he saw his uncle Ned.
Uncle Ned was really old. His heard fellows were teasing him by calling him “food-for-lions.” Ned figured better lions than vultures or those goofy hyenas.
“Adolph, my boy,” Adolph’s uncle Ned said. “Always remember to eat your vegetables, and watch out for Fat Eddie the rhino.”
“All I ever eat is vegetables, and Fat Eddie likes me, Uncle Ned.” That was; however, Uncle Ned’s last piece of advice.
He got munched by lions the very next day.